Palo Alto, CA, May 5th, 1997. Palo Alto Pranksters’ left fielder, Glenallen Hill, may not be with the Palo Alto Pranksters this time next week. But team officials were unconcerned when approached by reporters about the news. An anonymous team official said, “Look, this type of thing is a transactional issue. Sometimes a player like […]
Month: June 2020
1996 HOF Results
January 6, 1997, Cooperstown, NY. It was a quiet day in the small upstate New York town as the results were tallied by the commissioner of the United Baseball Association. No new players were elected by the committee this year. 14 players also lost their eligibility due to either receiving no votes, or being on […]
Aces bring Baseball to North Dakota; Fans Reinvest Free Time Into Tech Development
Bismarck, N.D. – Concerned that the southern California baseball market might be too lucrative, Irvine Aces owner George Rogers has announced that he is relocating the franchise to Bismarck, North Dakota, “because its at the center of America’s filthy energy revolution and I am a filthy, filthy man… I mean, because its at the center […]